Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy1. A day without...

The diary of a guy inspired by a dream, fueled by a passion, and driven by a need for adventure. Riding across Canada in the summer of 2008. Take a look at my pictures or go to the website.

1. A day without sunshine is like ….. Night.

2. On the other hand …. You have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made

up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the

second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares about you, just try missing a couple of payments

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines

19 What happens if you get scared half to death …… Twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ….. ‘What the hell happened?’

22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapeno’s …… What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Ride the world, or at least Canada!